Thursday, April 19, 2007
The following is a direct transcript, dated 1/1/07.
1.
I don’t really want to break up.
2.
I think I might. (laughs) Is there any nice way of putting that?
1.
I guess not.
2.
…I mean, so, if I can’t bring my A-game, I don’t want to be, like, letting the team down.
1.
I didn’t realize this was a team sport.
2.
It’s a very small team. Of two. Maybe I should just become a Little League coach. And then break up with all the kids.
Let this be a warning to anyone who would ever concieveably want to date me.
¶ 2:21 AM
1.
I don’t really want to break up.
2.
I think I might. (laughs) Is there any nice way of putting that?
1.
I guess not.
2.
…I mean, so, if I can’t bring my A-game, I don’t want to be, like, letting the team down.
1.
I didn’t realize this was a team sport.
2.
It’s a very small team. Of two. Maybe I should just become a Little League coach. And then break up with all the kids.
Let this be a warning to anyone who would ever concieveably want to date me.
¶ 2:21 AM
